TERRITORIAL PISSINGS...

i study in a fuckin institute filled with morons with all kinds of ratings humanely possible ie A to mother fuckin Z... :O... people here think they are so fuckin famous.. they have to keep harassing ordinary poor fucks like me by cloggin my fuckin 2 mb (thank you IT mofo's at the insti for in this world of unending storage capacity online for raping our poor souls) inbox with fuckin trash mails hoping that my summer is good (do u think am a fuckin foreigner out here tryin to get a tan so that i shud enjoy the bloody summer??? come and suffer the heat and humidity assholes...) and that their fuckin phone numbers for the next 2 months are different and no point in callin the old ones..(er... hang on a minute.. how many of u mofo's do i speak to at all??? why clog my inbox??? cant u see i am happy am far away frm u cheap pricks... is tat why u wanna keep reminding me that the aliens havent come for u retarded fucks yet??...for once i empathise wit the aliens..)

imagine one blighted idiot sending me and 171 other fucks this message :

"Hey guys!

Please make a note of my new number:+91IAMBABOON!...sadly,my manipal number is no longer active.Hope ur summer project's making u sweat profusely in this maddening heat!

Mumbai rocks!"

Do i care if Mumbai rocks or not??? no!!

Do i care if his manipal number is active or not?? no!!

how many of 172 people will note this change?? I dont give a fuck..

then cant these assclowns just stick to sending their personal contacts to the ones that will contact their imperial clownliness?? why batch mail ????

for the sake of humanity am not bringing out names here or else...check out this one...it stinks of low iq levels

"hey guys

hw r u all??

pls note my new no.+91IMDUMBFUCK.and my manipal no will not be functional for these two months.

So expecting many calls!!

best wishes for ur MIP"

wat the fuck is this.... this super duper intelligent _________ expects many calls.....for wat?? to ask "her" if "her" iq is really less than the number of digits in "her" phone number????

plenty more examples..... but lets leave phone numbers for the time being.... i have seen hypocrites aplenty in the past few months... but none as much as the cow frm the far north....one junior fuckface asks a question and she comes up wit the masterpiece of all replies.....

Q : what are sports facilities avl in campus?? 

Ans: Sports facilities are being developed- we have TT,gym,cricket,throwball,volleyball, besides this equipments for basketball, football, badminton etc which can be used across courts in manipal.

amazing right... equipments for basketball, football and all.... is she referring to the manly ones or the fact that u need a body that stands atleast 2 feet above the ground that can withstand the pull of gravity and can walk on the 2 hind legs( normal legs for homo sapiens) ????

i mean sports facilities are being developed lol... is she for real??? i wonder whats being developed in our area 51 in campus.... under the supervision of many dangerously retarded fucks.... :O

I AM ANGRY........................................\m/

PLEASE STOP PISSING INTO MY LITTLE INBOX.... ITS MY TERRITORY!!!! 

Use The MAN....

And blogger is finally back.... been missing it... i mean i dont see the point of having exams at a fuckin B-School... i mean wtf.... after all the main reasons are pretty convincing to do away with exams in tapmi for good....1. Questions.... u have to see em to believe it.... i mean.... can't they ask intelligent questions that will tax a man's grey cells??? no they can't.... cause it would tax theirs too... (OPS Excluded frm this rant)....2. How can u expect the bald fuck or the ramayana breathing skinny bag of bones to actually evaluate you??? or the wannabe russel peters of taxation and his mip sidekick??? or the great god of marketing who cant think beyond 4 pee's every day??..3. The so called rigour.... i mean what the fuck do u mean by rigour??? is it sitting for 2 exams a day.?? or goin without sleep for a day or 2?? or is it sitting through classes 6 days a week?? i mean i have gone through all of this in this past month but i cant connect it with the bloody rigour theorem!!!4. why do we need to mug up a tonne of formulas and steps when we have the option to use the book in real life situations?? i mean whats up doc with open book exams being avoided wherever possible???

if anyone wants to learn finance... avoid the haven of knowledge in the centre of the other side of hilly manipal.. i mean unless u wanna spend 2 years learning how to divide current assets over current liabilites and come up wit a 100 good and bad things bout it..... i mean its pretty interesting... they have taught me this thing for 1 year continuously now... so i presume it must be pretty damn good... cause now i cant walk around without thinking of applyin the current ratio to whatever i am doing...... i wonder what the dummy will have set up for our next closed book exam..... i mean her asking me wats culture... lol something u will never have u oversized pea!!!!!i mean why the fuck can't u just burnout and spend time in some village instead of torturing people's ear drums.... i mean good thing u werent around in the 1940's.... u wud have been running around exterminating all youthful buggers.. with ur poison gas.... how u produce it would have marvelled even the worst of them nazi motherfuckers.... i mean u dont know the existence of a term called stock out do u???...

a guy orders 3 crates of crushed apples and picks one up and comes back after 3 weeks to pick up the remaining 2 which got damaged in the mean time.... so should he cough up ??? 

wat kinda dumb question is that??? i dont fuckin care if he coughs up or not... i mean why the fuck is this subject even being taught??? legal or not... i think its part of the freakin rigour!! i mean why would i need to know the law??? everything i do just take the inverse ... it has to be legal... isnt that good enuff to a degree?? should i really be prepared on this apple crushin bull crap??man at times i cant believe i pay a fortune to undergo this reality check... this becomin like a wierd version of some reality show where people are mentally tortured.... presonally i cant wait to get my arse back home for 2 months of mental destressing... maybe dummy is right.. i need to de stress and re-'codify' my life..... i wud gladly do that if i get a guarantee i wont run into her bally antenna's for the rest of my life....

Free Speech For The Dumb...... Join This B-School and Add Value To Your Life..... i mean i love this place though.... it brings out the cynical best in me.....

glad to be back typing....too.... cheerio!!!!! :D