Muffin Monster Is a Veggie

Terror strikes schools in the small emirate of Dubai... now the school authorities say everybody should have the little green dot sticker on the veggie lunches packed for the kids.... to protect the meat eaters...

the crisis hitting Dubai via the Muffin Monster... Yes... Voldemort .... ha is a pushover... compared to this one.... (the one who cannot be baked ... mebbe... ) ... but I digress.. The Muffin Monster has targeted kids with lunch.... They call it the Dubai Job... You know the media cock up as usual ... ... the cliche... the Italian Job... why they cant not link everything to cheap pop Pulp Fiction .. .I have no clue.... ( Ooops !!! )

Again as I was on the path to telling you all about the crisis before I digressed... wonder what the word means... but Lemmy likes it ... then So do I.... after all Lemmy is God..... Am sure God sometimes gets up n says... I am Lemmy..... y'know.... After all he is the Rock n Roll Icon..... Ohh... I know... I did it again.... Where was I?... hmmm ... aaah.... Yes Yes.... The Muffin Monster terrorizing Kids in the Schools in Dubai.... hmmmm ... If the kids were boys... I have to enquire... if it was infact the Muffin Monster ... Cause it could be the reincarnation of Michael Jackson... hmmm ... but oh yeah.... the terror activities were worse... so can't be no Jacko....

The Kids......... the innocent young ones.... sat down for lunch.... opened their boxes..... thats when the Muffin Monster struck.... terrorizing the innocents.....

(to be continued)

Adventures of the Muffin Monster

Whats the title about? You read it right... after the global economic meltdown which screwed the livelihoods of so many people across continents, hurricane Katrina in the US, the Indian ocean Tsunami, 9/11, 26/11, etc.. a new horror grips the planet... and it has started off in the small emirate popularly known as Dubai which was involved in a severe financial crisis a couple of years back. One would think that a crises would guarantee that the next crises is years or decades or even the odd century away.... but unfortunately for the arabs and the mallu's and the rest of the world living in Dubai... life has been a terrible bitch....

This can be defined as the first Bakery Crisis faced in the history of the existence of the Earth.. for one people may think why Muffin Monster and not Brownie Monster or Black Forest monster etc... for obvious reasons the latter 2 imply bits of racism... while the former is a stark reminder of how a tasty object can easily be converted into something so scary, the world can't help but shudder at the possible outcomes......

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Whose Life is it Anyways?

We wake up, we do things and we sleep. So what exactly is the crux when it comes to what we lead day in day out? Is it life? Is it a systematic behavioral syndrome defining our actions and providing a framework which will ensure we stay within predefined boundaries defined initially by our peers and then slowly developed by us as per what we experience?

If that is indeed the case, then whats the whole concept of freedom of choice? Where is the freedom when you know you have to make a choice? Does that mean Human Beings should be defined as choice making organisms who have to be presented with a set of options to tick? Are we chess pawns.... part of a bigger game... with somebody setting scenarios and conducting a major psychological study? What happens when the study is over? Do we stop getting choices meaning we are stuck in a limbo?

So my query... Whose Life is it anyways??

Rebirth

One Score and Five years ago... I arrived ..... Marking 2 world wars, 1 cold war, 1 era of love in between, one anti drug era and Maradona's Hand of God goal.. hmmmm Fuck Me... I missed out on everything... Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Freedom to Dope, Sex on the road, popular orgies, lack of a need to educate urself till ur brains become numb ..... Why why why!!!

I wish that moron Ratan Tata instead of cocking up with a tortoise shell of a bald car had invested in a cheap time machine so that I could go and attend Woodstock....

Again... thats the beauty of it right.... History was written by winners ... so all the bums who lived in that era think it was great... probably we will be boasting bout how we attended engineering colleges, ate at a canteen, had the chance of contracting AIDS etc to our grand children..... ;)