Muffin Monster Is a Veggie

Terror strikes schools in the small emirate of Dubai... now the school authorities say everybody should have the little green dot sticker on the veggie lunches packed for the kids.... to protect the meat eaters...

the crisis hitting Dubai via the Muffin Monster... Yes... Voldemort .... ha is a pushover... compared to this one.... (the one who cannot be baked ... mebbe... ) ... but I digress.. The Muffin Monster has targeted kids with lunch.... They call it the Dubai Job... You know the media cock up as usual ... ... the cliche... the Italian Job... why they cant not link everything to cheap pop Pulp Fiction .. .I have no clue.... ( Ooops !!! )

Again as I was on the path to telling you all about the crisis before I digressed... wonder what the word means... but Lemmy likes it ... then So do I.... after all Lemmy is God..... Am sure God sometimes gets up n says... I am Lemmy..... y'know.... After all he is the Rock n Roll Icon..... Ohh... I know... I did it again.... Where was I?... hmmm ... aaah.... Yes Yes.... The Muffin Monster terrorizing Kids in the Schools in Dubai.... hmmmm ... If the kids were boys... I have to enquire... if it was infact the Muffin Monster ... Cause it could be the reincarnation of Michael Jackson... hmmm ... but oh yeah.... the terror activities were worse... so can't be no Jacko....

The Kids......... the innocent young ones.... sat down for lunch.... opened their boxes..... thats when the Muffin Monster struck.... terrorizing the innocents.....

(to be continued)