The Muffin Monster meets my Mom

So here I am, Mommy's little Gramps.... sitting off the coast of New York in East Havana, when I see it... I thought it was in Dubai... Whats it doing In Cuba... Castro is down, Che has been long gone... What do we do?

Mommy... I Screamed... to no avail.... Mommy was busy.... busy with some frontal stabbing on this thing they call facebook.... now whatever the case... if Mommy took someone's case... then they wouldnt be left with a 'face'book.... thats for another time.... but Mommy was oblivious to the danger coming out of the Ocean... Something that was far more dangerous than the Bay of Pigs.... Tony Montana would have been scared at this.....

But in the midst of all this ... in the lull of the tsunami... Mommy looks up.... and smiles at it... nearly giving me a heart attack.... Mommy is an online friend of the Muffin Monster....

If the Mommy and the Muffin Monster are friends... Who's gonna save them kids....

The Kids definitely Ain't Alright....!!!!