Pint Life...... Cry-Sis???

Fuck with people raving and ranting about their mid life and quarter life crises... i wonder what it implies??? are they predicting their death?? or are they just trying to mentally rape innocent individuals with their strong and twisted language where cogito ergo sum perfututum is the rule....... damn man.... whats wrong with people???? apart from everything that is.....

This institute i study in has one problem.... magazines cant seem to be able to rank it... which should be a good thing... after all it shows how good we are..... theres no scale to judge us... hip hip nyone???

but our students going to the depths or writing blogs and clogging the bandwidth ( including the honorable me... ;) .... ) i mean... just because internet means free space for everyone .... i dont think we should abuse it so much or soon we will have internet pollution or some cyber layer issue which will result in a 'Gates'house effects ......

i am tired of people cribbing about how misunderstood they are ... cause at the end of it... who the fuck wants to understand somebody else??? just like that anyways... unless she boasts of some 36 DD.... ;).... or some 10 incher...... not from the ground up.... :P.... those are substantial assets depending on your outlook i'd say..... and worth getting to know better.... :D....

i mean friends...... wtf.... do they exist??? i mean if u have to point to someone as a friend and vice versa... then he is not a friend... friends are ones u can take for granted and vice versa.... else its more like an associate or partner where you owe each other.... its so much of common sense that i see what people here lack at times..... (refer previous posts)....

best solution for all the depressed fuckers stuck here..... go get a beer.... chill out.... live for a change..... what the fuck..... you dont have to live for 90 long years boring the life out of your future generations... chill out.... 70 is good enuff..... if you chill out a bit... extreme chillers might choose to skip this advice cause 40 is a long hop ........

for a friend who wants more bakkar time...... this post is dedicated to him..... but trust me bugger..... you want to laugh.... read blogs.... our people write the funniest blogs ever... its almost like rap music ( where no one sings or theres no music).... theres hardly any content :D....

Till next time.....

\m/

KAABOOOMMMM!!!!

And yes i am back... its been a while... but i am back to rant and back for good cause this no good jungle where i study which is a stripped down version of the one on which the great book was written keeps getting worse.... we had idiots to study with in year one... now they are putting us through an altogether different ball game.... we have retards to teach too... one penguin was unveiled last year this year we have a bloody umbrella yardstick of a polished distinguished immature bugger who thinks the world ( aka the class with all the famous dudes as given in my previous posts) is out to murder him or atleast bugger him..... damn.... ironically sad how people just sound intelligent and turn out to be worse than forest gump and miles poorer....

i mean who would ask any college student to recollect the names of the dicks who wrote whichever book is in question... i mean after all.... do i care who wrote the fuckin book i dont want for which am anyways being forced to pay for?!??!?! but yes.... thats an intelligent question meant to tax us on our fuckin learning.... damn.... i am learning new things here everyday..... like how to ... think with ur testicles..... i mean ur brains are not the only thing covered with skin n hair.... u guys have got somethin down there too..... thats what u shud use to become like the real dudes at this institute.......excuse me ladies for not commenting .... ;)......

and yes an epidosical period in this jungle has started.... and we get to see the heights of destructivity.... oops ..... creativity..... oh God..... i will refrain from this post till the week is out.....

adios

may more great men of the world be bestowed upon our poor unlearned selfs.....

TERRITORIAL PISSINGS...

i study in a fuckin institute filled with morons with all kinds of ratings humanely possible ie A to mother fuckin Z... :O... people here think they are so fuckin famous.. they have to keep harassing ordinary poor fucks like me by cloggin my fuckin 2 mb (thank you IT mofo's at the insti for in this world of unending storage capacity online for raping our poor souls) inbox with fuckin trash mails hoping that my summer is good (do u think am a fuckin foreigner out here tryin to get a tan so that i shud enjoy the bloody summer??? come and suffer the heat and humidity assholes...) and that their fuckin phone numbers for the next 2 months are different and no point in callin the old ones..(er... hang on a minute.. how many of u mofo's do i speak to at all??? why clog my inbox??? cant u see i am happy am far away frm u cheap pricks... is tat why u wanna keep reminding me that the aliens havent come for u retarded fucks yet??...for once i empathise wit the aliens..)

imagine one blighted idiot sending me and 171 other fucks this message :

"Hey guys!

Please make a note of my new number:+91IAMBABOON!...sadly,my manipal number is no longer active.Hope ur summer project's making u sweat profusely in this maddening heat!

Mumbai rocks!"

Do i care if Mumbai rocks or not??? no!!

Do i care if his manipal number is active or not?? no!!

how many of 172 people will note this change?? I dont give a fuck..

then cant these assclowns just stick to sending their personal contacts to the ones that will contact their imperial clownliness?? why batch mail ????

for the sake of humanity am not bringing out names here or else...check out this one...it stinks of low iq levels

"hey guys

hw r u all??

pls note my new no.+91IMDUMBFUCK.and my manipal no will not be functional for these two months.

So expecting many calls!!

best wishes for ur MIP"

wat the fuck is this.... this super duper intelligent _________ expects many calls.....for wat?? to ask "her" if "her" iq is really less than the number of digits in "her" phone number????

plenty more examples..... but lets leave phone numbers for the time being.... i have seen hypocrites aplenty in the past few months... but none as much as the cow frm the far north....one junior fuckface asks a question and she comes up wit the masterpiece of all replies.....

Q : what are sports facilities avl in campus?? 

Ans: Sports facilities are being developed- we have TT,gym,cricket,throwball,volleyball, besides this equipments for basketball, football, badminton etc which can be used across courts in manipal.

amazing right... equipments for basketball, football and all.... is she referring to the manly ones or the fact that u need a body that stands atleast 2 feet above the ground that can withstand the pull of gravity and can walk on the 2 hind legs( normal legs for homo sapiens) ????

i mean sports facilities are being developed lol... is she for real??? i wonder whats being developed in our area 51 in campus.... under the supervision of many dangerously retarded fucks.... :O

I AM ANGRY........................................\m/

PLEASE STOP PISSING INTO MY LITTLE INBOX.... ITS MY TERRITORY!!!! 

Use The MAN....

And blogger is finally back.... been missing it... i mean i dont see the point of having exams at a fuckin B-School... i mean wtf.... after all the main reasons are pretty convincing to do away with exams in tapmi for good....1. Questions.... u have to see em to believe it.... i mean.... can't they ask intelligent questions that will tax a man's grey cells??? no they can't.... cause it would tax theirs too... (OPS Excluded frm this rant)....2. How can u expect the bald fuck or the ramayana breathing skinny bag of bones to actually evaluate you??? or the wannabe russel peters of taxation and his mip sidekick??? or the great god of marketing who cant think beyond 4 pee's every day??..3. The so called rigour.... i mean what the fuck do u mean by rigour??? is it sitting for 2 exams a day.?? or goin without sleep for a day or 2?? or is it sitting through classes 6 days a week?? i mean i have gone through all of this in this past month but i cant connect it with the bloody rigour theorem!!!4. why do we need to mug up a tonne of formulas and steps when we have the option to use the book in real life situations?? i mean whats up doc with open book exams being avoided wherever possible???

if anyone wants to learn finance... avoid the haven of knowledge in the centre of the other side of hilly manipal.. i mean unless u wanna spend 2 years learning how to divide current assets over current liabilites and come up wit a 100 good and bad things bout it..... i mean its pretty interesting... they have taught me this thing for 1 year continuously now... so i presume it must be pretty damn good... cause now i cant walk around without thinking of applyin the current ratio to whatever i am doing...... i wonder what the dummy will have set up for our next closed book exam..... i mean her asking me wats culture... lol something u will never have u oversized pea!!!!!i mean why the fuck can't u just burnout and spend time in some village instead of torturing people's ear drums.... i mean good thing u werent around in the 1940's.... u wud have been running around exterminating all youthful buggers.. with ur poison gas.... how u produce it would have marvelled even the worst of them nazi motherfuckers.... i mean u dont know the existence of a term called stock out do u???...

a guy orders 3 crates of crushed apples and picks one up and comes back after 3 weeks to pick up the remaining 2 which got damaged in the mean time.... so should he cough up ??? 

wat kinda dumb question is that??? i dont fuckin care if he coughs up or not... i mean why the fuck is this subject even being taught??? legal or not... i think its part of the freakin rigour!! i mean why would i need to know the law??? everything i do just take the inverse ... it has to be legal... isnt that good enuff to a degree?? should i really be prepared on this apple crushin bull crap??man at times i cant believe i pay a fortune to undergo this reality check... this becomin like a wierd version of some reality show where people are mentally tortured.... presonally i cant wait to get my arse back home for 2 months of mental destressing... maybe dummy is right.. i need to de stress and re-'codify' my life..... i wud gladly do that if i get a guarantee i wont run into her bally antenna's for the rest of my life....

Free Speech For The Dumb...... Join This B-School and Add Value To Your Life..... i mean i love this place though.... it brings out the cynical best in me.....

glad to be back typing....too.... cheerio!!!!! :D

Master Bores & Assholes

ever wondered about an mba?? think of the title... it defines a majority of the caste... you you you got to really really pay a lot to become an mba and one of the best institutes for such a purpose is located in badagabettu city on the outskirts of manipal...i mean where else on earth will u find males and females who can make words flow out of their mouths with no element of coherence attached to it.... i mean so wat you can speak.... cant u speak sense??? if u do then u maybe in the wrong place at the wrong time..someone said ask questions but not at the rate of 2 every minute that the really really intelligent faculty can get away with murder as far as teaching goes....i hate this gas issue most of the people in this institute suffer from.... i mean even i suffer from it but i dont impose it on everyone i see in class.... talk bout misguided misanthropy.... fucking boors....
i mean senior to junior the tradition is passed down.... i mean we get all kinds of gas here..... rajput gas ,communist gas... even gobar gas( from the class cow..:D)..... travellers gas...(this is very potent and affects only the impotent blind and deaf dudes who are next to none even in this planet)....
then we have the gentlemen mother fuckers...who act as if they are descended from royalty, very pragmatic, sensible, in control of life, anti drinking and smoking,... the best variety of ass kissers humanity has ever seen.... we have some in Mr. Captain the most rational chap since Raja Ram Mohan Roy.... as per this fuck everything has to be analyzed 5 times before u think bout presenting it or stating it....but he still fucks everything up royally.... he is just one.... we have the great DogFucked Gay in here who is another perfectionist.... so much so he wants everyone to contribute to his efforts to stay afloat by drinking as much of water as possible....perfectionists are perfect.... but imperfect perfectionists are worse than piles and a boner at the same time u lie on the bed.....
then there are people who just think they are cool..... they turn their baseball cap 180 degrees and wear a shirt on top of a tee and use words like dude, ssup nigga with an accent that will make a russian illiterate sheep's balls licker proud...... wow.... man.... :O..... fuck.... but i think these guys should be taken to Pluto and made do autofellatio.......i mean id rather not be the transporter in this situation but i think the people from the first category can be of some help.... i mean unlimited fuel guaranteed.... :D
man am i proud to be a genuine antisocial fuck..... \m/

Satyromaniac... :D

If u havent heard this word before... let me help you out.... there was a question posed by the wise Old Monk himself yesterday night... If a woman with a very high desire for sex is called a nymphomaniac.... whats a guy called...????... the answers were a bit varied but the best one was .... 'just another guy'..... and they even pushed it further saying so that has to mean 'John Doe' himself...but then the wise O.M. interjected.... and said its Satyromaniac..... hmmmm .... i think all guys under 60 and above 12 must fall under this whole set.... i mean maybe a few exceptions are there.....u never know.... 

theres this dude who watches pregnant midget porn in the hostel......... is he a satyromaniac or a pygmyomaniac????? he anyways has the hots for gollum (refer LOTR) and he looks like a cross breed between an orc, an uruk-hai and the alien from independance day.....but still lets not take away the achievement....frm the dude... i mean i never knew midgets get pregnant... let alone star in pregnant porn.... i mean talk bout fetishes... this has to rank up there with the worst..... whats next??? like the old monk said... fuckin a pregnant female and gettin her foetus pregnant as well ?!?!!??.... this old monk is a combined version of the 3 wise men out of egypt......  :D.... after this the rum ran out...... and i walked out.......

come to think of it..... i am a satyromaniac too i guess..... i mean whats wrong in it??..... but if theres a satireomaniac..... id like to be one of em too...... :D.... i live in the world of dheepak gay, Gasbag R, Yaatri the Travelling Whore, Nano Shaft, Kaku etc.... and the wise Old Monk has put up with the likes of worse candidates like Gaseous Maximus of the Far North East (conspiracy theories state he was responsible for auschwitz and not the nazi's)...., viking hordes from the south east west..... twice removed.... and chased away( ever wondered why most of them are extinct????)....,his own dark knight(literally dark)....., he has seen it all.... but we all survive............. atleast to tell the tale... :)

You've got to really... really....

You've got to really... really ... really prepare yourself to be out.... out ..... out there..... on rambles the guy from the front of the class....man... he has an advanced stammering issue where he stammers words out than syllables... Egad.... this place does throw up its share of wierdos to give me a varied and diverse perspective on life...i mean u have people with iq's less than their roll numbers in abundance.... there are even better people who have been so smart and intelligent and cool from so long back..... i mean am sure for them A for Apple would have sucked and they must have learned A for Agammaglobulinemias....what retards.....now we have a problem.... people find water bad in different parts of India.... good thing for them is its never bad where they come from.... then i dont see why they point it out :P...... after all the grass is always (supposedly) 'GREENER' on the other side..... bad water cant be green can it....(not literally)....

i mean am gettin extremely bugged by this course of mine for which i have spent a lot and still have to spend a lot more that will amount to around INR 10 lakhs i presume... and we get free food poisoning in return from a certain entrepreneur worthy of an iim or isb or even harvard or kellogs diploma..that entrepreneur is called Gopi Anna..... and what we know of this mysterious dude is the fact that he dresses up sombre and walks like a beggar twice poor...... but all in all he is a real time millionaire.... if not billionaire..... in these days of economic turmoil.... its easy to be a millionaire.... just goto zimbawe with some USD 30 and u might actually be one of em TRILLIONAIRE's...... so to find a dude who has made his mark by cheating 100's of management students year after year..... its simply amazing..... VH1 consider him a rockstar and they plan to have a 1 hour docu made on him and his money.... many homes..... and also the elusive and mysterious life of his..... he is known to be the real time party animal who goes clubbing in London a few times every month on his private jet..... in a way am glad i played a part in making him who he is...... cheap bastard.... if i have a penny for everytime he makes a students tummy twinge with is bally food.... i will be the fuckin millionaire :)...... that fuck is one over achieving bastard..... like probably everyone and everything else to do wit this bloody college of mine....... its applicable to me, the other students, the faculty,... the rep of the college..... every little thing.... every big thing..... EVERYTHING................................................

The Piss Effect....

4 pm and am sittin in class...... with a dilemma..... i want to piss desperately. who or rather what is responsible for this sudden feeling of desperation which is driving me to the edge of sanity.. i do not know..... is it the bald fuck who pretends to teach standing in front of the class??? is it the after effects of the novel am reading ( hour game by david baldacci) ??? is it the gtalk and A.C. effect combined when am sitting and chatting in class?? Whatever it is ... its working.... am feeling that feeling between the legs which we all experience and through which we all get such relief.... :)... but right now am not thinking bout gettin any relief... am more worried about holding on without drawing too much of attention... maybe that explains the fact that i am typing this article about somethin like piss!!! 

looking around the class u do get to see some interesting things....like a dude sitting in the front chewing his nails.... another one sleeping in the second row while a few are busy fooling around with their laptops in the second row itself..... now if thats the state in the second row ... then imagine the state of things all the way back at the last row....actually am stunned.... 2-3 people are paying serious attention and they are also participating in class... can u beat that???? life's ironic moments?!?!?! theres atleast one fellow playing NFS....some flirting goin on... lots of sleeping beauties and hunks...... even the class cow is silent for a change.....but does any iof this bother the bald fuck??? no it doesnt.... he still rambles on as if he is takin a class filled with some amazing facts and stuff we would kill to know.... we should be killing him as an act of kindness to society.....and he does have a smug look on his face.... now as one human being to hopefully another one reading..... am sure u have experienced when u are desperate to piss... the presence of an irritating fuck in front of u... mit actually stimulate ur bladders more and push u on to relieve yourself even more..... this is sheer endurance.... am never going to be the same again.. after this ordeal. The militaries should use this piss effect thingo when they train people to serve their country by enduring all kinds of hardships.... this should be the final test.... people who pass this deserve a lot more than the normal ones who just piss straight....... 

meditation and self control is the key to pass the piss test.....

half an hour left... am off to meditate......

Cheerio.... 

Twenty Three......

Who said grown men can't cry??? Life throws up such uncertainities that at times its impossible not to get a bit stunned.. 23 is my age... and its a wierd time period in my life.. as i keep metamorphosing into a totally different individual. Life has been kind to me... a lot....but then i dunno who deserves life's kindness and who doesnt... An individual can either be lucky or he can be unlucky i guess...thats life....

peace and quiet is at a premium...if ur at peace with yourself then you are living a dream..but i push myself to new limits as much as i can..... all my anger and all my sadness..... at this rate i will end up being a zombie.... incapable of feelings....be it destructive or constructive.... The statement life's a bitch is something i will never disagree with.... cause just when life seems good and flowy and that everything is good.... something will sweep you straight off your feet and make u land painfully on your back side and the worst part..... you will feel it.... 

all the choices and all the decisions and all the options.... it always comes back to haunt you as you know you COULD have made a difference.... but u cant go back there again.... ever......

all the while people mint money singing or making movies about their loneliness and their depression which arises as they think they are alone in the battle they are waging to get the world to understand that they are humans too.... but i am beginning to believe that most of the world is fighting a battle to try and prove that they are all the lone ranger in human form.... i am one of em.... and i am beginning to believe that its a lost battle.... the world is infact a depression pill....when the human beings blue print was perfected.... they made sure that they can endure high levels of mental torture that fellow human beings inflict upon them..... and its worked for millenia upon millenia.....

somethin apt is to look at the hole in me.... http://www.lyricstime.com/blackfield-the-hole-in-me-lyrics.html.... lyrics of a beautiful song by blackfield a band who actually feels human beings better than most bands.... check it out...

adios \m/

Rejections Galore....

I doubt if the story about Robert Bruce and the spider making the web is actually a farce or not. Come on there are only so much rejections u can take, i mean if u cant make a web properly at one location instead of trying to make one there six or seven times, why dont u find a new place? i mean u might end up wit a web faster than the story gave it credit for. So was the spider foolish or was Robert Bruce jobless or is it all fiction?? I mean i know all the bull crap about determination, will power and all but i mean shouldn't a person be more sensible and practical than show blind determination and all?? Maybe old Bruce was drunk and was tripping over the spider clmbing up and down.
My life is getting its fair share of too many rejections as of now. Everything i touch turns to ash or i can simply say am not getting what i expect or want but am getting rejected, that too a lot. Even music is not letting me get out of the miserable shell of rejections around me. I wish i could break free and get back to making things happen in this life of mine. But right now, i just can't. The sadness in my life is I don't have anything or anyone to lean on. I wish to God i had someone i could take for granted even a little, but even He has decided that my destiny in life is to fight it out alone. Anyways after so many rejections in life in the recent past, i am sure some good break is going to come my way soon.
i cant wait......

Madhouse World

We all live here on the Earth... so i guess i am entitled to be confused as to some of the happenings that are going on around me. Why would some rich arab sheikh be willing to spend over £100 million over a certain Brazilian football wizard by the name of Kaka. To cap that what would become the worlds highest transfer fee for a player in football by more than double the previous amount, he is also ready to pay the aforementioned footballer £500,000 a week for his efforts. Now dont get me wrong, i do appreciate Kaka's ability as a footballer and he is as good as it gets. But how do u justify earning half a million pounds by just playing football??
Now moving on to a worse scenario, the Zimbawe yesterday unrolled the new $100 trillion note worth around £20 or $30. Whats happening??? This is terrible stuff!! The two extremes as far as money and position in the world go. Imagine Kaka's salary being paid in Zimbawean Dollars !!
He would need more than a bank to keep tabs of his fortune then i guess.
The ultimate irony in all this is that after he retires Kaka plans to become a preacher or a priest. So whats with him earning such astronomical figures now if he plans to renounce the material life in another few years???
This world we live in is infact a madhouse. Some people win some dont but everyone loses in the end. So the next question is who we lose to???????????????????