The Piss Effect....

4 pm and am sittin in class...... with a dilemma..... i want to piss desperately. who or rather what is responsible for this sudden feeling of desperation which is driving me to the edge of sanity.. i do not know..... is it the bald fuck who pretends to teach standing in front of the class??? is it the after effects of the novel am reading ( hour game by david baldacci) ??? is it the gtalk and A.C. effect combined when am sitting and chatting in class?? Whatever it is ... its working.... am feeling that feeling between the legs which we all experience and through which we all get such relief.... :)... but right now am not thinking bout gettin any relief... am more worried about holding on without drawing too much of attention... maybe that explains the fact that i am typing this article about somethin like piss!!! 

looking around the class u do get to see some interesting things....like a dude sitting in the front chewing his nails.... another one sleeping in the second row while a few are busy fooling around with their laptops in the second row itself..... now if thats the state in the second row ... then imagine the state of things all the way back at the last row....actually am stunned.... 2-3 people are paying serious attention and they are also participating in class... can u beat that???? life's ironic moments?!?!?! theres atleast one fellow playing NFS....some flirting goin on... lots of sleeping beauties and hunks...... even the class cow is silent for a change.....but does any iof this bother the bald fuck??? no it doesnt.... he still rambles on as if he is takin a class filled with some amazing facts and stuff we would kill to know.... we should be killing him as an act of kindness to society.....and he does have a smug look on his face.... now as one human being to hopefully another one reading..... am sure u have experienced when u are desperate to piss... the presence of an irritating fuck in front of u... mit actually stimulate ur bladders more and push u on to relieve yourself even more..... this is sheer endurance.... am never going to be the same again.. after this ordeal. The militaries should use this piss effect thingo when they train people to serve their country by enduring all kinds of hardships.... this should be the final test.... people who pass this deserve a lot more than the normal ones who just piss straight....... 

meditation and self control is the key to pass the piss test.....

half an hour left... am off to meditate......

Cheerio....