theres this dude who watches pregnant midget porn in the hostel......... is he a satyromaniac or a pygmyomaniac????? he anyways has the hots for gollum (refer LOTR) and he looks like a cross breed between an orc, an uruk-hai and the alien from independance day.....but still lets not take away the achievement....frm the dude... i mean i never knew midgets get pregnant... let alone star in pregnant porn.... i mean talk bout fetishes... this has to rank up there with the worst..... whats next??? like the old monk said... fuckin a pregnant female and gettin her foetus pregnant as well ?!?!!??.... this old monk is a combined version of the 3 wise men out of egypt...... :D.... after this the rum ran out...... and i walked out.......
come to think of it..... i am a satyromaniac too i guess..... i mean whats wrong in it??..... but if theres a satireomaniac..... id like to be one of em too...... :D.... i live in the world of dheepak gay, Gasbag R, Yaatri the Travelling Whore, Nano Shaft, Kaku etc.... and the wise Old Monk has put up with the likes of worse candidates like Gaseous Maximus of the Far North East (conspiracy theories state he was responsible for auschwitz and not the nazi's)...., viking hordes from the south east west..... twice removed.... and chased away( ever wondered why most of them are extinct????)....,his own dark knight(literally dark)....., he has seen it all.... but we all survive............. atleast to tell the tale... :)
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