Thursday, April 16, 2009

Use The MAN....

And blogger is finally back.... been missing it... i mean i dont see the point of having exams at a fuckin B-School... i mean wtf.... after all the main reasons are pretty convincing to do away with exams in tapmi for good....1. Questions.... u have to see em to believe it.... i mean.... can't they ask intelligent questions that will tax a man's grey cells??? no they can't.... cause it would tax theirs too... (OPS Excluded frm this rant)....2. How can u expect the bald fuck or the ramayana breathing skinny bag of bones to actually evaluate you??? or the wannabe russel peters of taxation and his mip sidekick??? or the great god of marketing who cant think beyond 4 pee's every day??..3. The so called rigour.... i mean what the fuck do u mean by rigour??? is it sitting for 2 exams a day.?? or goin without sleep for a day or 2?? or is it sitting through classes 6 days a week?? i mean i have gone through all of this in this past month but i cant connect it with the bloody rigour theorem!!!4. why do we need to mug up a tonne of formulas and steps when we have the option to use the book in real life situations?? i mean whats up doc with open book exams being avoided wherever possible???
if anyone wants to learn finance... avoid the haven of knowledge in the centre of the other side of hilly manipal.. i mean unless u wanna spend 2 years learning how to divide current assets over current liabilites and come up wit a 100 good and bad things bout it..... i mean its pretty interesting... they have taught me this thing for 1 year continuously now... so i presume it must be pretty damn good... cause now i cant walk around without thinking of applyin the current ratio to whatever i am doing...... i wonder what the dummy will have set up for our next closed book exam..... i mean her asking me wats culture... lol something u will never have u oversized pea!!!!!i mean why the fuck can't u just burnout and spend time in some village instead of torturing people's ear drums.... i mean good thing u werent around in the 1940's.... u wud have been running around exterminating all youthful buggers.. with ur poison gas.... how u produce it would have marvelled even the worst of them nazi motherfuckers.... i mean u dont know the existence of a term called stock out do u???...
a guy orders 3 crates of crushed apples and picks one up and comes back after 3 weeks to pick up the remaining 2 which got damaged in the mean time.... so should he cough up ??? 
wat kinda dumb question is that??? i dont fuckin care if he coughs up or not... i mean why the fuck is this subject even being taught??? legal or not... i think its part of the freakin rigour!! i mean why would i need to know the law??? everything i do just take the inverse ... it has to be legal... isnt that good enuff to a degree?? should i really be prepared on this apple crushin bull crap??man at times i cant believe i pay a fortune to undergo this reality check... this becomin like a wierd version of some reality show where people are mentally tortured.... presonally i cant wait to get my arse back home for 2 months of mental destressing... maybe dummy is right.. i need to de stress and re-'codify' my life..... i wud gladly do that if i get a guarantee i wont run into her bally antenna's for the rest of my life....
Free Speech For The Dumb...... Join This B-School and Add Value To Your Life..... i mean i love this place though.... it brings out the cynical best in me.....
glad to be back typing....too.... cheerio!!!!! :D

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